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retro trailer: ‘Clash of the Titans’ 1981

Take a look back at an old trailer…

Oh, man, did I love this movie as a teenager. My brothers and I must have borrowed the VHS from the library dozens of times — we never tired of watching it. I wonder if it’s really as goofy as this trailer makes it seem. (Please o please let the remake be half as wonderfully silly.) I guess it’s time for another viewing…

“Find and fulfill your destiny”? Old dude, if you’re not sure what his destiny is, should you really be telling him to find it? What if, I dunno, his destiny turned out to be just hanging around the olive grove getting smashed on retsina all day? Not ever son of a god is destined to do great things. A lot of them just coast on dad’s reputation, I hear.

Of course, any mention of destiny makes me want to declaim, “I am your density!”

Clash of the Titans is available on DVD in Region 1 and Region 2.

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