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film criticism by maryann johanson | since 1997

poster convergence: ‘Splice’ and ‘Showgirls’ / ‘Splice’ and ‘James and the Giant Peach’

A Friday two-fer!

Cuz naked chicks are always sexy, even when they’re evil murderous mutants.
The geeks at BeyondHollywood.com wonder how it could be humanly possible not to be turned on by this Russian poster for Splice:

Who doesn’t want to see a half-naked bald woman with a long tail lying across an illuminated table? Don’t lie — you know you can’t stop looking at it.

Here’s a clue, guys: Not everyone is a heterosexual male. I know that’s difficult to wrap your brains around, but give it a try.

And for sci-fi cuteness, try this one. Isn’t Dren simply adorable?

You know, for kids! (Holy crap, is Splice ever not for kids. Please do not take children to this movie.)

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