Pass the word to all decent Americans! Don’t leave newspapers and magazines lying about on coffee tables and in magazine racks! Real Americans don’t read! (All patriotic Americans get their news from the noncombustible television.) Don’t hang laundry out to dry in the sunshine. (All patriotic Americans purchase electric dryers and consume godfearing electricity.)
Remember: Atomic bombs don’t kill people. Clutter kills people.
Neat white people will survive. Dirty dark people from “slum areas” will die. It’s God’s way.
(h/t reader bronxbee)