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Shark Night 3D (trailer)

There are sharks in lakes? I don’t think so. Oh: “someone put them there.” It’s like Saw meets Jaws: So… Saws?

Where does the “night” part come in? Cuz it’s broad daylight in 99.99 percent of this trailer.

Hilarious how the shark is drawn to the girl’s bouncing ass. You’d almost think it was a straight human dude. Funny how that happens.

This is from Brian R. Ellis, the auteur of The Final Destination and Snakes on a Plane. So you know it’s gonna be some quality crap. And by “quality crap,” I mean, of course, shark chum.

US/Canada release date: Sep 2 2011 | UK release date: Sep 30 2011

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