Oh, it’s funny because his name is Bucky and he has buckteeth and also a small penis no wait it’s average and he’s never been in a convertible and his parents were 70s porn stars and he’s pretty dumb and–
*sob*
Why?
Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why?
*sob*



















