
Trolls movie review: you can’t stop the cute
Cute and sweet and will put you to sleep, like a diabetic coma, and then it will smack you awake with its relentlessly cheery vivid-pastel optimism.

Cute and sweet and will put you to sleep, like a diabetic coma, and then it will smack you awake with its relentlessly cheery vivid-pastel optimism.

Like a Comic-Con cosplay event gone horribly wrong, this poor excuse for an action comedy has nothing to say beyond a few expletives and nothing to offer but a shocking lack of appreciation for its own awful irony.
It is so cute what this flick thinks is “dangerous” and “offensive”!
Maybe I Can Has Cheezeburger, featuring cats who break the fourth wall to comment on their own lives? Perhaps Google: Miami, about real-life investigators who hunt down the answers to mundane questions?
“That’s a terrible vampire name. ‘Jerry’?” –Charley (Anton Yelchin)… and more…

It’s a rare thing, but sometimes digging up the past and giving it another spin is a good thing.
Don’t get too excited: there’s only one quick glimpse of David Tennant, and here it is: Looks like he’s out of his Criss Angel drag here. Another reason not to get too excited: It’s opening in August, and we all know what that means. *cough* stinker *cough* As always, happy to be wrong about that. … more…
Those guys are, of course, are the stars of the 2007 hit *Superbad* which cost only $20 million to produce and earned $120 million….
We know how it is: You’d like to go to the movies this weekend, but all that street crime isn’t gonna fight itself, and you’ve got to pick up your cape and mask from the dry cleaners, too. But you can have a multiplex-like experience from the comfort of your own sofa with a collection … more…
Clearly, Dave Lizewski has never read *Watchmen,* or seen the movie…