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cultural vandal | by maryann johanson

today in studio asskissing: some pictures from the new ‘Twilight’ movie

Here is a still from Twilight: Breaking Dawn of a guy with huge wood:
Twilight Breaking Dawn

Don’t get excited: it’s not Edward. Or Jacob. It’s just some random guy reminding us that the Pacific Northwest is a hotbed of paranormal logging.

I don’t know what this movie is supposed to be about, but apparently there’s some new fad in Forks for the kids to carry one another’s shoes around:

Twilight Breaking Dawn

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in Twilight Breaking Dawn

I seriously cannot wait to laugh some more at this franchise. I don’t think that will ever get old.

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