I just died a little. We all did. Humanity has suffered a crushing blow with the advent of the Farrelly Brothers’ Three Stooges movie.
Who in their right mind would ever have believed those five words — Farrelly Brothers’ Three Stooges movie — could be strung together in any situation that existed outside the minds of the Onion writers?
Or these four words: Three Stooges origin story?
One useful thing we do learn from this trailer: Snooki indeed has no dignity whatsoever. This now an irrefutable cold hard fact.
Gonna go cry for a little while now…