Sheesh. All they had to do is wait for global warming to melt all the ice, and everything woulda been fine. And people think global warming is a bad thing! Won’t someone think of the whales? Free Willy!
In case you’re wondering, director Ken Kwapis is a serial criminal who has perpetrated such cinematic felonies as The Beautician and the Beast, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, He’s Just Not That Into You, and what may be one of the very worst movies ever made: License to Wed. You have been warned.
