Underworld: Awakening (trailer)

What’s awakening? Who knows? Who cares? It’s vampire sexytime with Kate Beckinsale!

Sexypout, sexypout, sexyass.

There’s a war on, and as us girls all know, nothing is sexier than a fight for survival against giant werewolves and stupid puny humans. Baby.

In related news: Will this awful franchise ever die? Oh, right: It’s undead. *sigh*