What’s awakening? Who knows? Who cares? It’s vampire sexytime with Kate Beckinsale!
Sexypout, sexypout, sexyass.
There’s a war on, and as us girls all know, nothing is sexier than a fight for survival against giant werewolves and stupid puny humans. Baby.
In related news: Will this awful franchise ever die? Oh, right: It’s undead. *sigh*