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cultural vandal | by maryann johanson

your WTF of the day: what Darth Vader eats, I guess

Um, ewww?

Darth Vader burger from Quick
You know how burger-joint buns are full of chemicals and preservatives and shit? Well, even those puppies will eventually catch some mold and start to decompose. And I figure this is what it looks like when that happens.

Holy God, that black bun has got to be one of the least appetizing things I’ve ever seen in my life.

I suppose it could be worse. Vader actually probably eats the same sort of baby-food mush Robocop eats. I mean, Anakin’s pretty much got no innards left, right? Although… maybe that’s what’s oozing out from between the two patties.

Bonus WTF: What the hell is on the Jedi Burger? Is it minimarshmallows? Is it teeth? Gross.

These are the monstrous creations of French fast-food chain Quick. I have no words.

Thanks for Lowell for the heads-up.

Via Geeks of Doom. The bastards.

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