people who actually hang out on IMDB are terrifying (and other adventures in social networking)

What my followers on Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ saw today:
• Wait, what? Elijah Wood is in The Hobbit? As Frodo? But if Frodo was 33 on Bilbo’s eleventy-first birthday, that means Frodo wasn’t even born when the events of The Hobbit take place! Look, I’m a dork, but so is Peter Jackson — he knows this. Or is this how he’s padding out a short novel to three films, with flashforwards and such? Argh! First look at Elijah Wood in The Hobbit

• M’lud, I direct your attention to People Who Actually Hang Out On IMDB Are Terrifying (Exhibit A). How does the defendant Michael Bay’s counsel respond?

• The people of the Internet once again heed the call when it comes… 9 Amazon Reviews Of Binders For Women

(hat-tip for today’s links: @feelinglistless)