it’s like Bret Easton Ellis just can’t help being a sexist jerk (and other adventures in social networking)

What my followers on Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ saw today:
• It’s like Bret Easton Ellis just can’t help being a sexist jerk… Not a Member of the Kathryn Bigelow Fan Club

• This doesn’t even look like Jessica Chastain. Why the hell would Marie Claire do this? What the Marie Claire airbrushing dept. did to Jessica Chastain’s face should be some sort of crime.

• Holiday shopping for a rich bastard who has everything and loves movies? Here ya go. How to Watch Every Movie the Day It’s Released in Theaters

• Tis but a Force-induced scratch. Dark Duel

(hat-tip for today’s links: bronxbee)