Apparently my dreams were incepted last night — that’s what the BRAAAAAAAUMMMMM! I keep hearing means, right? — and Guillermo del Toro inserted a nightmare in which the Cloverfield monster and the Super 8 alien team up with Godzilla and Megalon to attack Earth, and the Transformers kick their asses.
Except… was I supposed to laugh at that “nightmare”? Cuz I did. It was the “Today we are cancelling the apocalypse!” that did it.