Contraband (trailer)
Get yer Michael Bay-rections ready, boys.
Get yer Michael Bay-rections ready, boys.
Should the critics at The New York Times and The Los Angeles Times be the gatekeepers for an awards organization they aren’t members of?
…of the tall two-legged monkeys who feed us and take us for walkies.
Holy God, that black bun has got to be one of the least appetizing things I’ve ever seen in my life.
The late 80s/early 90s European cartoon about penguins did not feature shapeshifting aliens, to my knowledge…
It’s not bigger on the inside, alas, but it does have an inside…
Kirsten Dunst says “kind of like an accessible Brazil.” Brazil isn’t accessible? *facepalm*
I’m angry as a filmgoer, and on behalf of all those filmgoers who plunked down for a ticket to The Devil Inside this weekend and then felt like they’d been ripped off.
The Horned Goddess casts a jovial spell over a city guard.
But Bilbo Baggins appears to be officially less awesome than Bane. If you listen to the Twitter, at least…