fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Mar 30-Apr 5 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“what if disney got doctor who” <-- noooooooooo “what does fanny kemble find disturbing about slavery?” <-- yeah, what could it be? “river song naked real” <-- dream on, pal “remington steele colin farrell” <-- oh, this could be good... “a movie wherein a guy and a girl grow up together nude without malicious thinking” “i want to fuck galadriel” <-- she’s fictional, dude “upshots of famos women showing panties” <-- I hate people “best non thinking movies” <-- contradiction! you’re thinking about it “2000s nostalgia” <-- *facepalm* “are women mean to women with big boobs” <-- wtf? “are women the destruction of men?” <-- WTF? “james franco pussy” <-- James Franco is a boy; he has boy parts; sorry to disappoint “rotten tomatoes lore” <-- prob a ref to the movie, but I like the idea of RT mythology “are the pictures of zach galifianakis getting a blow job real?” <-- *facepalm* “being john malkovich meaning” “what do the 3 horses represent in micheal clayton” “what does the piano mean on punch drunk love” “what is the key point of no country for old men” “what is the theme in shakespeare in love” <-- clearly I need to start writing Cliffs Notes for movies

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RogerBW
RogerBW
Mon, Apr 08, 2013 10:36am

Yes, yes, old chap, women are the destruction of men. You’d better lock yourself away so that you never have to meet one ever again.