fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Jun 8-14 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):

“why can’t i find wadjda in english” <-- because it’s not an English-language movie “credit macdaddy” “hot fuzz or shaun of the dead” <-- you know you don’t have to choose just one, right? “doctor who dating site” “adventure movies with naked women” <-- oh, come on! “fart movie woman” “celebrity sluts” <-- no, really: come *on* “how do you pronounce 'scared' in a doncaster accent” “lots of pussy” <-- now you’re just being an asshole “why do people wait for shakespeare in the park?” “linkedin pictures naked woman” <-- now you’re being ridiculous “dr johansson mummy” “movies with sex the whole way through them” <-- grow up “did the hangover steal from harry potter” “good amazon movies with explicit nudity and sex” <-- just grow up “interested in film” “adult male religious figures showing full frontal naked?” <-- ugh “action star actor who maybe gay” “hayate hamster sex” <-- what? “man who had plastic surgery to look like ryan gosling” “amadeus cleavage” <-- huh? “lie to me fling rating” “doctor who themed porn” <-- *facepalm* “ugly bitches stay home” “sex trek” <-- *sigh*

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Sun, Jun 16, 2013 11:04pm

Why *do* people wait for Shakespeare in the park? If he hasn’t come by now, he probably won’t – long dead, you know.

Mon, Jun 17, 2013 10:53am

In my day, it took effort to get porn online. Now it’s everywhere. And these kids still can’t find it? I despair.

Mon, Jun 17, 2013 6:57pm

Doctor Who Dating Site? i might be able to go for that. if that means you’re dating the Doctor.

Tue, Jun 18, 2013 7:18pm

My wife and I saw The Merchant of Venice as a Shakespeare in the Park play last year. We’re seeing Cymbeline on the 29th. Fun stuff!
Just felt like sharing that.