fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Jul 20-26 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):

“how to be famous like fresh faces”

“craig ferguson is awesome” <-- yes he is “fantasy boobs” “pictures of naked women covered up” “knitting for time travelers” “defending with onion” <-- what about a pointed stick? “give me no 1 richest basterd in the world” “i wanna rip your freaking face off because youre fucking stupid” “bang my dr.com” <-- it’s the “.com” that makes it special “how to visualize something you've already seen” “are male movie critics biased” <-- noooo, how could that be?! “comments for handsome boys” “sinatra ufo” “secrets of the universe the government wont tell us” <-- like how to get the ketchup bottle going “weird japanese chewing gum” “chewbacca bumper stickers” <-- “my other car is the Millennium Falcon”? “channing tatum sleep” “cute japanese paper” “human+beings+i.e.+men.” <-- yes, men are people “asskissing pictures” “clark gable fake” <-- like, he was a robot? “behind the camera at sexy movies” “universe conspiracy” “watch nerd porn”

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bronxbee
bronxbee
Sun, Jul 28, 2013 5:34am

“pictures of naked women covered up”

then they wouldn’t be naked, would they? of course, under our clothes, everyone is naked.

Bluejay
Bluejay
reply to  bronxbee
Sun, Jul 28, 2013 3:10pm
RogerBW
RogerBW
Sun, Jul 28, 2013 4:54pm

Yes, the universe is a conspiracy by the baryons. They’re all in it together!