Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“bullshit artists on zoosk”
“does patrick wilson like black women”
“does loren dean believe in god”
“how big is colin firth’s penis”
“porn wolfteen”
“incest on netflix 2013”
“violent female to female belly punch”
“but it didn’t”
“johanson cult”
“benedict cumberbatch cheat”
“hucleberry maryann”
“creative pissing dvd”
“doctor who workout sheet”
“which way mostly like a girl do sex time”
Have you tried inputting these to see how far down the list someone scrolled in order to get the link that led them here? Some of these (like always) are just plain weird…
Darn, did you start your cult without telling me? I was going to apply for Evil Second-in-Command.
The Doctor Who Workout: it’s already done!