fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Aug 03-09 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):

“the rock johanson age” <-- um, he’s a little younger than me? “transformers revenge of the penis” “are they any men like edward cullen” <-- let’s hope not “good non thinking movies” “girls i had sex with at comiccon” <-- you need to Google that? “ugliest ass ever seen” “i had sex to blink doctor who” <-- TMI “alut vomit dolls film” “email//sunglasses” <-- not yet possible “fuck me tattoos for women” “i would have you right here on this desk meaning” <-- really? “august 2013 net flix free nude movies” “chris o'dowd dick washing” <-- I have created a monster “sadporn” “how come there is so much full frontal male nudity” <-- there isn’t “amadeus cleavage” “johanson oven” <-- whaaaat?! “easy sex tv” “fatgirlsinmovies” “harass friends' fat husband” <-- huh? “why aren't there any decent movies without half dressed women”

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Sat, Aug 10, 2013 3:13pm

sad porn is made by clowns.

Sat, Aug 10, 2013 11:39pm

“the rock johanson age” <– um, he’s a little younger than me?

I just assumed this was a search about the age at which you rocked and/or at which you were rocked by others. Hopefully they found the appropriate page, in which you talked about your days as a Tapgirl:

Sun, Aug 11, 2013 6:32pm

Unfortunately there are lots of men like Edward Cullen: controlling, violent…