Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“what female celebrities have a longer second toe” <-- best one yet! “comment for handsome boy” “mitt romney fan fiction” <-- worst Spock slash crossover story ever “naked shuffling” “monday tits” <-- none of those Tuesday tits, please! “leia the cat” “weeping of cats - why” <-- they cannot cope with the inevitability of their own deaths? “little gay photo” “most annoying race of people” <-- that would be the racists “ugly woman in diamonds” “totalitarian girls” “can rotten tomatoes be trusted” <-- about as far as you can throw them *rimshot* “agelina jolie niked public really” “can people fall in love from duffrent deminsions” <-- rom-com haunted-house flick coming soon “hulk woman porn” “hidden messages in veggie tales” <-- they’re not hidden, actually “news on emma watson's boobs” “pissing/hot/new” “why do some movies look too real”
I wonder if they meant Monday-itis?
“totalitarian girls” — ah, the trick Khrushchov missed in the Fifties, the all-singing all-dancing all-encompassing road show!
So many people wish to see photos of Angelina Jolie wearing Nikes in public? That’s a switch.
“I like big birds and I cannot lie…”