even The New York Times has given up on quality film journalism
Oh, sure, the Times still has its few film critics reviewing films they’ve actually seen. But now, in an attempt to, perhaps, get on that Net bandwagon of movie blather that shits out thousands of words about movies saying nothing at all, it is introducing a new feature: “The Moviegoers.”
The Moviegoers? How many brand consultants do you think they paid how much to come up with that?
So, Bruni hasn’t been a film critic for 20 years, and Douthat’s criticism at the National Review is available only to subscribers to the print version. Maybe. Douthat isn’t mentioned at National Review Online at all.
But whatever the quality of their credentials, the quality of their conversation about movies doesn’t even measure up to the very low bar set by all the geek-orgy sites that litter the web.
That’s right: they’re talking about movies they haven’t even seen, in some cases. This is about as useful or enlightening as fanboys orgasmically speculating about what we’ll see in some superhero movie coming in 2017 the script for which hasn’t even been written yet. (Which, in case you’re unaware, makes up about 75 percent of the content on many of the geek sites around the web.)
They can’t be bothered to explain their own opinions, so they’re borrowing other people’s.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, these two well-off white men have something to say about class warfare:
Yes, by all means, let’s make sure we don’t upset the rich, or make them worry about losing any of their wealth or privilege.
And of course these two well-off white men are all over the state of women in Hollywood:
Glad he let us know that.
Professional God-botherer and woman-hating, sex-fearing adolescent concern troll Ross Douthat: he knows all about what’s good for women!
Fuck this shit. Fuck me. These guys are getting paid for this. By The New York Times.
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