I guarantee you that Michael Bay is having eight kinds of orgasms just thinking about the fact that we’re all watching all these lovely explosions in his new trailer today.
Apparently this trailer represents a “more mature” storyline that Bay has supposedly promised. If by “more mature” he meant that he would be stealing imagery from The Matrix and Independence Day instead of from cheapo 1980s Saturday-morning cartoons, well by golly, it looks like we’ve got ourselves a more mature movie about giant robots who disguise themselves as 18-wheelers.
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon opens in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. on July 1.
