Here is a still from Twilight: Breaking Dawn of a guy with huge wood:

Don’t get excited: it’s not Edward. Or Jacob. It’s just some random guy reminding us that the Pacific Northwest is a hotbed of paranormal logging.
I don’t know what this movie is supposed to be about, but apparently there’s some new fad in Forks for the kids to carry one another’s shoes around:


I seriously cannot wait to laugh some more at this franchise. I don’t think that will ever get old.



















