The Watch (redband trailer)


And they said it couldn’t be done. Behold the genetically engineered monster that combines the homophobic, sex-terrified, eternal-adolescent grossout “comedy” with the alien-invasion movie. Mad science fiction has done it again!

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Luthien Anwamane
Luthien Anwamane
Thu, Jul 19, 2012 12:17pm

… But Richard Ayoade >>

Jurgan
Jurgan
Thu, Jul 19, 2012 4:35pm

So, a bunch of slacker morons are convinced there’s an alien invasion and everyone who’s even slightly different from them is an alien.  Sounds like a clever send-up of our own egocentric tendency toward Othering…

And then it turns out they were right all along?  Now you’ve lost me.

Tonio Kruger
reply to  Jurgan
Fri, Jul 20, 2012 8:52pm

The Joe Dante film The Burbs tried to pull off a similar hat trick several decades ago–professing to satirize suburban xenophobia at the same time it was exploiting it.

And I must admit that I was surprised to see Richard Ayoade of The IT Team show up here too. Was this really the best script he was offered or just another sign that Hollywood has absolutely no clue what to do with funny foreigners?

Tonio Kruger
reply to  Tonio Kruger
Fri, Jul 20, 2012 8:54pm

Sounds like a clever send-up of our own egocentric tendency toward Othering…

…Which was much better done in the old Twilight Zone episode “The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street.”

* Sigh!*

Newbs
Thu, Jul 19, 2012 9:16pm

Meh, I’m not sure I’d call it homophobic or sex-terrified, but it doesn’t look particularly funny either so who cares.

Flick
Flick
Wed, Jul 25, 2012 8:47pm

The more I see this trailer, the more I want to The Hulk to take these idiots out!  All I can think when it comes on is “Hulk smash!”

Please let this movie come out soon, and go away even more quickly.

Tonio Kruger
Tonio Kruger
Thu, Apr 09, 2020 4:16pm

Oy, vey! This movie really is as bad as MaryAnn’s review of the trailer implies.

It’s tempting to argue that it makes Attack the Block — a movie set in a poor English neighborhood featuring characters who are definitely a long way from posh — look like an episode of Masterpiece Theatre but that would imply that Attack the Block was a bad movie and it most definitely isn’t.

This mess, however, seems to be yet another American movie aimed at the type of audience that would consider the Three Stooges to be way too intellectual to be worth watching…