This Is the End greenband trailer: because the redband spoils too much
I’ve often found myself wondering, Which celebrities would survive the Apocalypse? Now we know.
redband
is Michael Bay prepping another apology? (Pain & Gain redband trailer)
Maybe if you’re as dumb as the morons this movie is about you’ll find find its mix of taser jokes, midget taunting, and verbal gendered abuse of children amusing.
girl-powered misogyny is not cute (Kick-Ass 2 redband and greenband trailers)
Misogyny is no more palatable when it’s coming out of the mouth of a teenaged girl… and it’s certainly not feminist…
Spring Breakers (redband trailer)
I thought Girls Gone Wild had gone bankrupt. Huh.
A Haunted House (redband trailer)
I’m soothed by the thought that everyone involved with this is deeply embarrassed by their participation…
InAPPropriate Comedy (redband trailer)
I don’t understand. Where’s the comedy?
John Dies at the End (redband trailer)
The title alone makes me want to see this movie, just to discover what sort of film it could possibly belong to…
Evil Dead (redband trailer)
How much you wanna bet no new Bruce Campbell comes out of this movie?
Movie 43 (redband trailer)
This is amazing. All these huge stars… and director Peter Farrelly apparently has blackmail material on all of them!
The Man with the Iron Fists (redband trailer)
Oh, man, how bad does this look? Hip-hop kung fu? Bwahahahaha.
