
how in the name of all that is decent can we fix the Grumpy Cat movie?
Grumpy Cat the Movie is coming, and it’s going to be horrible, and you can’t stop it. But we can dream about making it better…

Grumpy Cat the Movie is coming, and it’s going to be horrible, and you can’t stop it. But we can dream about making it better…
Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me)…

The sky over the Golden Jubilee Bridges that span the Thames, around 9pm this evening.

I love how it puts you right in the middle of the action, puts you right there with Brad Pitt in the helicopter gazing out over the zombie apocalypse. Brilliant.

Held over from Saturday! Continue with the wild speculation and fan-wishery!

Oklahoma City got walloped again last night by a series huge, deadly tornadoes, just two weeks after an even larger twister devastated its suburb Moore…

In Covent Garden.

Ridiculously charming as it spins a deliciously retro kitsch magic. (new DVD/VOD UK)

Look, actors don’t owe fans anything at all beyond their work. It’s hardly ever cool to approach a celeb in public. Why would you want to annoy someone you profess to like?

Oh man, there’s so much here that is screaming out to be satirized: celebrity worship, rampant consumerism, the mass drugging of children into submission…