cinemastrology

You think that fake bomb thing in Los Angeles was an accident. No way…

Get yer weekly cinemastrology fix, and laugh at Hollywood again for the very first time.

My secret informer comes through with some big stuff, in which we discover part of why Hollywood is such a screwed-up place

Wow! Looks like Hollywood’s gonna be a nasty, backstabbing place this week, at least for those who follow the cinemastrological forecasts of Filamadamus…

Proof positive that Hollywood types are following the ‘teachings’ and ‘wisdom’ of 16th-century nutjob Filamadamus…

Britney drops her baby on his head and waits a week to take him to the hospital? Cinemastrology at work!

What’s your sign: ‘il monarca lieto’ (sign of the joyful king), ‘il pittore pazzo’ (sign of the mad painter), or something else?

Cinemastrology’s guidance for the coming week. Be very afraid.

When celebs act out, cinemastrology is there.

And I thought regular ol’ zodiacical horoscopes were weird…