cinemastrology accounts for Phil Spector’s hair and Jessica Simpson’s babylust
How else to explain Spector and Simpson?
cinemastrology
cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 03.23-03.29
Is this all a joke? I’m not so sure anymore…
South Park and Chef, James Bond and Daniel Craig: all cinemastrology
From South Park to James Bond, cinemastrology is everywhere in Hollywood
cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 03.16-03.22
The “advice” that Hollywood insiders are using to chart the course of the movies. Scary stuff…
Isaac Hayes: cinemastrologist, not Scientologist
The real explanation for the South Park flap and the departure of the voice of Chef.
cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 03.09-03.15
More Hollywood-ish predictions this week, but it’s too soon for any sort of analysis…
‘Crash’ Oscar win proof of cinemastrology’s influence?
All becomes clear: ‘Crash”s Oscar win makes a whole lot more sense when you look at cinemastrology.
cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 03.02-03.08
The first mysterious cinemascopes arrive from my secret source…
the secret history of cinemastrology
As Hollywood abandons Scientology, something even more horrifying takes its place…
