oh my god it’s Harry Potter

Oh. My. God. Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! Have you seen the latest picture from the set of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince that Warner Bros. has allowed to be released?! Ohmygod! It has, like Harry in it! And Hermione! And Ron! And they’re sitting around what looks like the Gryffindor common room! And Harry is … more…

coming soon to Paris theaters

My favorite movie of the moment! (Not.): Comedian Dany Boon — whom I assume is dubbing over Jim Carrey’s dialogue — is, like, huge in France. I guess that’s why the poster seems so excited about his involvement here. Posters for Disco are everywhere you turn in Paris. It’s a bit hard to tell in … more…

what’s playing in Paris

Scenes from movie marquees around la cité: I thought I might go see that animated dragon movie — looks pretty cool… at least, you know, it’s animated and it’s fantasy. The film is Chasseurs de Dragons (the official site is here, in French, of course), and it appears to be based on a cartoon TV … more…

daily list: 7 Michael Bay remakes we can do without

I wish it were an early April Fool’s joke, but it appears to be real: Michael Bay is going to remake Rosemary’s Baby. It gets worse: he’s gonna redo Hitchcock’s The Birds, too. I guess Bay just couldn’t take my refound respect for him and decided he needed to waste no time in getting things … more…