2006 theatrical releases

Might sweet-natured and pleasantly naughty British comedy be in the offing?

Steve Buscemi’s film is great at tossing up soliloquies of desperation, but he doesn’t seem to know where to take things from there…

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

I am allowed to say this, because I’ve been on both sides of the fat-girl fence: ‘Phat Girlz,’ shut the fuck up.

Ohmigod, Antonio Ban-DAIIIIR-es!

Goodie: it’s the first grossout gay romantic comedy.

Damn if ‘Slither’ ain’t *meaty*… visceral in the original sense of the word, all slippery bodily organs and bloody raw muscle…

Catherine Tramell has become the Hannibal Lecter of erotic thrillers.

Like ‘Roll Bounce,’ but Dramatic…

I never wanna have to say something like this, particularly about a movie featuring such delicious specimens of manliness as both Clive Owen and Denzel Washington, but ‘Inside Man’ is a lousy lay.