trailer break: ‘Babylon A.D.’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Or as I like to call it, Escape From the Fifth Element. I’m being told that this one won’t screen for critics, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t screening for other people, like those who will interview cast and crew for promotional purposes. And some of … more…

trailer break: ‘Death Race’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… If you really suspect you might find yourself in the throes of breathtaking suspense during Death Race, don’t watch the trailer, because it appears to give away the whole plot. Not that it reveals anything you wouldn’t have guessed anyway. And it does inadvertently reveal that … more…

trailer break: ‘Battle in Seattle’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Oh noes! Librul Hollywood eleet celebri-communists strike again with their pinko nonsense! How will the globalcorps survive this onslaught? *swoon* Someone get me my Baa-Baa-Sheeple Brand Smelling Salts(TM)! Battle in Seattle opens in limited release on September 19. (Technorati tags: Battle in Seattle, trailer)

trailer break: ‘The Haunting of Molly Hartley’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… MTV Music Videos MTV Shows Entertainment News 1) I have sinned. 2) Usually I’m pretty good at flirting. 3) I can’t believe someone actually thought that line about what high school can be was worth running with. Unbelievable. 4) Who is named “Chace”? I mean, really. … more…

trailer break: ‘Blindness’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… It’s Children of Men, except everyone’s blind instead of infertile. Neat. I do so crave smart science fiction: I hope this qualifies. I love the cast: Don McKellar, Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Gael Garcia Bernal, Sandra Oh, and Danny Glover. Nice. And it’s from director Fernando … more…

trailer break: ‘Rachel Getting Married’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… In other words, Jonathan Demme gets Anne Hathaway to wallow in indie grunginess, and smoke in artistically appropriate ways (because movies are no longer allowed to approve of tobacco use). I bet she gets to indulge in some creative swearing and nudity, too. You know, purely … more…

trailer break: ‘CJ7’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… (Click here to see the Quicktime trailer.) It’s one of those boy-and-his-alien movies, Asian style. Cute. CJ7 is like E.T. meets Stitch, and the Three Stooges are looking after him, except all three of them are embodied in Stephen Chow. (The little boy is darn adorable … more…

trailer break: ‘Kung Fu Killer’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Must be watched! (Or download a chucky Quicktime file here.) This is what Spike tells me about the miniseries: Set in late 1920s in China, before Communist rule, Kung Fu Killer tells the story of White Crane (David Carradine), an orphaned son of Western missionaries who … more…

trailer break: ‘Beer for My Horses’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Yee-haw! Rednecks is so funny, Mexicans is after our white wimmen, and monster trucks is good for makin’ a man of certain limited endowments feel like a man! Also: vigilante justicks is a helluva good time! Also also: Toby Keith ain’t nuthin’ but white trash with … more…