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Bill & Ted Face the Music movie review: not-so-strange things are afoot…

Sat, Aug 29, 2020
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The chill zen and goofy charm of GenX’s philosopher-fools remains intact, but their latest adventure is too familiar a retelling. Still, “Be excellent to each other” won’t ever not be worth heeding.

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Greyhound movie review: Tom Hanks goes a-LARPing

Fri, Jul 17, 2020
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How very kind of Tom Hanks to lend his gravitas and inescapable likability to a bunch of WWII naval reenactors on their weekend-getaway “crossing the north Atlantic in 1942 dodging U-boats” campaign.

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My Spy movie review: and you can keep him, little girl

Thu, Jun 25, 2020
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A “family” comedy about nuclear terrorism, the incompetent CIA agent on the case, and his 9-year-old sidekick. Desperately unfunny, thoroughly misjudged. We are in the worst and the dumbest timeline.

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Lone Survivor review: never get involved in a land war in Asia

Mon, Jan 06, 2014
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Acknowledges the powerful fraternity of soldiers without being jingoistic, and depicts the intensity and adrenaline of a battlefield without being pornographic.

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the screenwriting bible that is to blame for the tedious blandness of blockbusters

Sat, Jul 20, 2013
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When I look at my watch during a movie, it’s because I’m checking to see if my guess about where in the runtime we are coincides with what just happened onscreen. This book is what makes that possible.

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Battleship meets Battleship Potemkin! (and other adventures in social networking)

Fri, Feb 22, 2013
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Stuff my followers on Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ saw today…

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Ice Age: Continental Drift (review)

Mon, Jul 09, 2012
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It’s movies like this one that make me despair. Because it is going to make a bazillion bucks at the box office around the world, and there’s absolute nothing here that warrants such success.

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Candy Land is most dreaded upcoming board-game adaptation, say readers of FlickFilosopher.com

Wed, Jun 13, 2012
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Results via a totally unscientific poll conducted on Facebook…

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question of the day: What great thinkers — writers, philosophers, scientists — whom Hollywood generally ignores should inspire more films?

Thu, Jun 07, 2012
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Ray Bradbury, who died yesterday at age 91, inspired, both directly and indirectly, generations of filmmakers. Stephen Hawking’s ideas inform both Battleship and Prometheus this summer. What other thinkers should storytellers be looking to for inspiration?

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question of the day: With so many expensive movies sinking this year, will Hollywood step back from the blockbuster?

Mon, Jun 04, 2012
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Or will the industry double-down and take even bigger gambles with $500 million movies in coming years?

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