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Is it the use of CGI? Is it blockbusterness (or bucking blockbusterness in the age of blockbusters)? Is it just about being produced after a certain date, and if so, when did the “modern” era of film begin?
Following up on the breaking news of Keanu Reeves’ immortality, here we have what is purported to be one of Reeves’ first paying jobs as an actor… in his Reeves’ persona, that is.
Have you noticed how Keanu Reeves just never seems to age? Could it be that he is in fact an immortal?
Is this just too optimistic a scenario for our anxious, paranoid times? Or is something else going on?
Ooo ooo ooo! It’s I Am Number Jason Bourne Babies Goes to Hogwarts!
So cute, even selling breakfast cereal. Maybe especially selling breakfast cereal…
Ooo, a kooky Keanu Reeves movie, and I missed it on both sides of the Atlantic.
You must see Keanu Reeves’ impersonation of Werner Herzog explaining why he’d make a movie about Bill & Ted…
So it seems that Keanu Reeves was caught in the compromising position of eating a sandwich in public by himself: and somehow this got interpreted as Keanu feeling sad and down and blue and alone and unemployed and whatev. And an Internet meme was born: He’s actually not unemployed — he’s got plenty work, the … more…
We know how it is: You’d like to go to the movies this weekend, but… prezzies! toys! candy canes! snowball fights! big holiday dinner! But you can have a multiplex-like experience at home with a collection of the right DVDs. And when someone asks you on Monday, “Hey, did you see Sherlock Holmes this weekend?” … more…
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