church of awesome: Keanu Reeves is immortal

by MaryAnn Johanson
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Have you noticed how Keanu Reeves just never seems to age?

Could it be that he is in fact an immortal?

Look. This is a painting — by Louis-Maurice Boutet de Monvel — of French actor Paul Mounet, who was “born” in 1847 and “died” in 1922:
Paul Mounet

Keanu Reeves Paul Mounet

And then there’s this canvas, of an “unknown” subject, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino:

Parmigianino

Keanu Reeves Parmigianino

If Reeves isn’t immortal, he’s a time traveler. I mean: obviously.

More evidence at iwtcoyf’s tumblr and Videogum. Oh, and also Keanu Reeves Is Immortal.

Thanks to Bob for the heads-up.

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