Have you noticed how Keanu Reeves just never seems to age?
Could it be that he is in fact an immortal?
Look. This is a painting — by Louis-Maurice Boutet de Monvel — of French actor Paul Mounet, who was “born” in 1847 and “died” in 1922:
And then there’s this canvas, of an “unknown” subject, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino:
If Reeves isn’t immortal, he’s a time traveler. I mean: obviously.
More evidence at iwtcoyf’s tumblr and Videogum. Oh, and also Keanu Reeves Is Immortal.
Thanks to Bob for the heads-up.
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