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You think you’re all hip and modern and 21st-century and what have you with your streaming and your little red envelopes of DVDs coming to your mailbox. Ha. Amazon wants you to know: You ain’t shit, dude.
Um, @Qwikster is already taken… by someone doing an excellent impersonation of a subliterate 14-year-old idiot who thinks he’s extremely cool.
Seems to me like separating out the streaming and the by-mail services and their Web sites will only make a customer-service disaster even worse.
I’m so glad I’m in London at the moment, where we only have to worry about riots, not the cinemas shutting down.
The Doctor himself isn’t on Facebook — I doubt he has time to update his status when he’s running from Daleks — but Doctor Who the show is, streaming over your computer for 15 FB credits apiece.
I’m tickled to discover how many great films are being added all the time to Lovefilm’s streaming service, like these new classics…
Plus: Cannes shocked by We Need to Talk About Kevin and Lars von Trier; family values robot from the future Arnold Schwarzenegger turns out to be a hypocrite…
Plus: Where are the women of summer? Is ‘Doctor Who’ violating a new BBC ban on product placement? Is ‘Glee’ turning kids gay?
Plus: Should Hollywood stop pandering to dorks? Does the flopping of Mars Needs Moms spell the end of 3D? Why is Katie Holmes failing to charm America?
Plus: You will not be able to avoid having Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding soundtrack downloaded into your brain…
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