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This is a special 2-disc edition of the 1975 Horror feature from director Bill Rebane about a black hole and giant spiders from another dimension invading Wisconsin. This movie also gained notoriety after being featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000 as well. This edition of the film includes a newly restored director’s cut, an interview … more…
In case that cover art hasn’t already sold you, you should know that The Daily Grindhouse has endorsed this cinematic masterpiece as: The mother of all ‘Dwarfspolitation’ films! Over The Top With Nudity, Sex And Disturbing Images. It Just Doesn’t Get Any Sleazier, Folks! What’s it all about? Oh, glory: “A young bride,” promised the … more…
This may be a perfectly acceptable movie, but the title leads me to doubt. Columbus Day? You don’t name a movie after a holiday unless you’re trying to glom onto that holiday’s mojo. Hence, we get a lot of movies about Christmas — that’s a holiday with mucho mojo. It’s why we don’t really see … more…
Apparently this is a dramatic tale about responsibility, the consequences of addiction, and the trust that comes with friendship… or should: Max and Eddy return to their hard partying ways when their snowboarding school achieves success, which threatens to undermine everything they have worked for. Or else it’s just a soft-core-porn excuse to keep “Tom … more…
I love how you can hear in the title the emphasis on the On Ice, as if it had an exclamation point after it and it was the guy who did the opening-credits voiceover for Police Squad: In Color! intoning it. It’s nice to know that kitsch is global. Maybe it’ll be the one thing … more…
It’s too small to see in this image, but along the bottom reads: “An Action Packed Dramatic Adventure Based on God’s Word.” I could have gone my whole life without knowing this, but it turns out that Bibleman is a bona fide superhero, “a human transformed by the Word of God”: Bibleman appeals to parents … more…
At first glance I thought this was a workout for indie rockers to keep in good enough shape to be able to bounce around the basement stage of their local alternative venues. But it seems it’s for wannabe indie rockers, kinda like if air guitar could give you a decent workout: Chaos, our favorite certified … more…
Well, I guess if one kind of semirodential critter — the wabbit — gets his own holiday to shine, he cannot expect that other semirodential critter — the chipmunk — will not try to semirodentially weasel in on the bunny’s turf. If only we’d given the chipmunk the holiday he’d asked for — August 10’s … more…
Great, just what the world needs: a bunch of weekend warriors who think they’re Israeli commandos loose on the streets of our fair cities. Krav Maga Personal Protection is a fantastic six DVD set that spans six belt levels (from yellow to black), covering punches, strikes, kicks from the guards, 360-degree defense tactics, gun defenses, … more…
includes an exquisite 46-Page photo and scrapbook album, that highlights the movie’s storyline and provides bonus pages for creating your own personalized memories, decorative stickers and photo corners to add your own photos. Also, two themed bookmarks and a set of 16 notecards and envelopes. It comes with stickers. And a pony!
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