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I can almost just about understand why The Pink Panther 2 would warrant a DVD release. Folks will pick it up accidentally at Wal-mart because they’ll think its the first one (not that that one didn’t suck) and then be too lazy to return it (or will have removed the shrinkwrap, and then tough luck, … more…
BritneyBash.com — which is a gushing fan site, actually, and not a place to bash her, as I’d hoped when I saw that URL — like totally OMG sez: This 2 DVD set celebrates Britney’s entire working life as it features interviews with the girl herself and those who know her best, archive footage from … more…
That’s the fact, Jack! This exclusive new fitness DVD is designed to develop your physique from the comfort of your own home. Through the workout, Chris reveals the secrets behind the extensive physical training that military personnel require for active service. Given his background as a Special Forces trainer for the Army, Chris knows all … more…
Note that the DVD cover wants you to know that this is “from the creators of MONSTURD.” And the movie’s tagline? “They’re not so special anymore.” *sigh* From the filmmakers: Evil has come to the Butte County Institute of Special Education, and its students will never be the same. After surviving a ferocious battle with … more…
I’ve featured so many DVDs exploiting women in this feature, I figured it was time to go for the guys: Australia’s sexiest pro rugby players created a minor scandal last year when they agreed to pose nude for a breast cancer charity calendar. It was national news! The lavish, provocative “Gods of Football 2009 Calendar” … more…
You’ll love what someone considers as constituting the “ultimate” collection of science fiction movies: Escape From New York, Mad Max, Rollerball (the original, I’m assuming), The Abyss, Alien, Aliens, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Fantastic Voyage, The Fly (not sure which one), Independence Day, Journey to Center of the Earth, The Neptune Factor, Planet … more…
OMG, it’s so sexy and romantic and awesome and see, old chicks just wanna have fun, too! Jackie (Heather Locklear, TV’s Spin City) is a recently divorced mother of two vacationing alone in Hawaii for her 40th birthday. Against her better judgment, she allows the hunky, much younger, resident surf instructor (Robert Buckley, TV’s Lipstick … more…
Never mind that tacking an S onto the end of the title completely ruins the wordplay, this is just wrong: Elle Woods may have moved upward and onward through law school, but her pink and frilly spirit lives on in her young, adorable cousins Annabelle and Isabelle (Camilla and Rebecca Rosso). Fresh from England, the … more…
Because only in this bizarre world we live in are Jessica Alba and Paul Walker considered major stars too good for — and too talented for! — cheesy, low-budget, exploitation moviemaking. And so they get replaced with, you know, beautifuler, dumber people in the straight-to-DVD sequel. Not that you’d know that from this sales copy, … more…
I guess this had to happen eventually, but you always think these things will never come to pass: The worst movie of 2008 is now available on DVD. In a two-disc special edition, no less. Because twice as much bad is better? The mind boggles. I wrote this back in December, when The Spirit was … more…
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