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I’m confused. Is it the killer who’s the amateur, or the porn star? Ya gotta kinda admire the all-bases-covered pandering of the title: it’s all the recommended daily allowance of cheap sex and over-the-top violence right in the title. And of course it’s a three-quel. But it’s even better still: Real-life Porn Star Regan Reese … more…
What, the theatrical version wasn’t insult enough, we have to have an even longer one foisted on us?
Longboarding soul surfer “Soul surfer”? Steve Addington (Matthew McConaughey) returns to Malibu to spend his summer surfing his home break. But the waves go flat, and his sponsorship deal turns south. Huh. I didn’t know marijuana had gone corporate. “I’m Matthew McConaughey, and when I wanna get baked, I always choose… what’s the name of … more…
What the…? The Abominable Snowman and Albino Elmo eat ice cream on an alien world? I guess if you’re looking to turn your kids into quivering sacks of terrified jelly, this could be the way to do it.
We women just can’t win. Either we’re fat slags or we’re skinny bitches.
Dear God, it’s full of pink. This limited edition Sex and the City: The Wedding Collection Ultimate Collector’s Edition 4-disc gift set features the 157 minute extended version of Sex and the City: The Movie Extended? Wasn’t the original torture enough? Extended with what? More whining about how men are useless pigs even as Our … more…
The description of this just gets better the longer it goes on: Loyal to the Family. Devoted to her own. Alyssa Milano stars as Patty Montanari, a tough Brooklyn widow and mother who takes a job working for a local crime family and soon becomes romantically involved with a married mob captain (Jason Gedrick of … more…
Scarecrows scare me, Jon Pertwee as a scarecrow scares me, and the design of that DVD cover scares me.
I think we must acknowledge that it is a strike for equality when a formerly — and often still — denigrated minority can take the terrible stereotypes that have been assigned to it… and deploy those stereotypes itself. I’m not sure why gays and lesbians would want to embrace a film that describes its own … more…
Vigilante justice… it’s a real blast! Yee-haw, kemosabes! Country music superstar Toby Keith — with such No. 1 hits as “Ain’t Nothin’ More American Than a 12-Miles-to-the-Gallon Pickup” and “Get Your Filthy Liberal Homo Hands Off My Big Hard Gun”! — stars as former convict turned small-town deputy Joe “Jimmy Bob” “Steve” McQueen who’s havin’ … more…
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