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film criticism by maryann johanson | since 1997

from Facebook: life would be a ding-a-derry if I only used the Force

Wed May 25 2016, 06:07pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: Darth by Darthwest, or if Hitch made Star Wars

Sun May 22 2016, 08:11pm | 0 comments

X-Men: Apocalypse movie review: everyone knows the third movie is always the worst

Thu May 19 2016, 10:31pm | 23 comments

from Facebook: Star Wars danger zone

Thu May 12 2016, 10:50pm | 2 comments

Ratchet & Clank movie review: wretched and junk

Thu Apr 28 2016, 12:42pm | 208 comments

from Facebook: delicious male tears being shed over Rogue One’s female protagonist

Fri Apr 08 2016, 03:41pm | 29 comments

from Facebook: looks like bits of Rogue One were shot in the London tube…

Fri Apr 08 2016, 03:39pm | 6 comments

from Facebook: behold the first trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Thu Apr 07 2016, 05:16pm | 10 comments

from Facebook: John Boyega plays Star Wars with a 5-year-old cancer patient (updated)

Tue Mar 15 2016, 01:50pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: Lego Alderaan

Fri Feb 19 2016, 08:34pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: existential Star Wars (en français, bien sûr)

Mon Feb 08 2016, 10:10pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: Solo-Organa family portrait

Sat Feb 06 2016, 03:10pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: “Padawan idiot”

Fri Feb 05 2016, 09:26pm | 3 comments

from Facebook: what if toy manufacturers treated all female heroines like Rey?

Mon Jan 18 2016, 01:25pm | 3 comments

from Facebook: who is that Lando Calrissian-looking guy?

Mon Jan 18 2016, 01:22pm | 4 comments

why Anthony Ingruber *must* be young Han Solo in the Star Wars spinoff

Wed Jan 13 2016, 02:53pm | 2 comments

from Facebook: did the Rebel Alliance cause a galactic Great Depression?

Tue Jan 12 2016, 07:34pm | 3 comments

rewatching Star Wars: the prequel trilogy (the tweetening)

Sat Jan 09 2016, 01:41am | 3 comments

rewatching Star Wars: the original trilogy (the tweetening)

Sat Jan 09 2016, 01:34am | 2 comments

from Facebook: George Lucas calls Disney “white slavers”

Fri Jan 01 2016, 03:53pm | 6 comments

from Facebook: if Leia was The Princess Bride?

Sun Dec 27 2015, 07:28pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: in case you didn’t get to Secret Cinema’s The Empire Strikes Back

Sun Dec 27 2015, 07:27pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: Oscar Isaac’s Christmas present to Star Wars fans

Sat Dec 26 2015, 03:07pm | 1 comment

The Big Short movie review: first thing we do, let’s kill all the bankers

Tue Dec 22 2015, 08:07pm | 9 comments

from Facebook: won’t someone think of the Mos Eisleyans?

Mon Dec 21 2015, 09:00pm | 3 comments

from Facebook: the Ken Burns documentary on the Galactic Civil War

Fri Dec 18 2015, 06:31pm | 2 comments

from Facebook: Star Wars meets Scarfolk Council

Fri Dec 18 2015, 05:11pm | 2 comments

Where Are the Women? Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Thu Dec 17 2015, 09:52pm | 8 comments

Star Wars: The Force Awakens movie review: a new hope

Thu Dec 17 2015, 05:00pm | 99 comments

from Facebook: Mr. Darcy, Jedi Knight

Wed Dec 16 2015, 11:36pm | 7 comments

London photo: the wisdom of Yoda

Tue Dec 15 2015, 09:32pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: a message from Qui-Gon Jinn (and his very particular skills)

Tue Dec 15 2015, 05:25pm | 4 comments

from Facebook: the Elf on the Shelf meets Darth Vader

Wed Dec 09 2015, 09:38pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: I have found my new Han Solo

Sat Dec 05 2015, 08:38pm | 4 comments

from Facebook: drink like Han Solo

Sat Dec 05 2015, 07:43pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: the movie Fox thought would be a hit (instead of Star Wars)

Wed Nov 18 2015, 04:16pm | 15 comments

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 movie review: breaking the blockbuster

Mon Nov 16 2015, 02:05pm | 10 comments

from Facebook: the results of unsafe droid sex

Thu Nov 05 2015, 07:57pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: best Rebel fighter pilot costume ever

Sun Nov 01 2015, 08:31pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: the Internet loves Han Solo (because of course)

Fri Oct 23 2015, 06:38pm | 3 comments

from Facebook: does it matter if racist Star Wars fans are “just” trolls?

Wed Oct 21 2015, 10:24pm | 3 comments

from Facebook: Leia aging gracefully — is it science fiction?

Wed Oct 21 2015, 10:23pm | 2 comments

The Last Witch Hunter movie review: burn it at the stake

Wed Oct 21 2015, 09:49pm | 5 comments

from Facebook: Kathleen Kennedy wants female directors for Star Wars films

Tue Oct 20 2015, 09:11pm | 3 comments

from Facebook: racist Twitter trolls already ruining new Star Wars film

Tue Oct 20 2015, 09:09pm | 5 comments

from Facebook: how to find the droids you’re looking for

Tue Oct 20 2015, 09:06pm | 0 comments

Pan movie review: a disaster of fantastically epic proportions

Wed Oct 14 2015, 01:14pm | 25 comments

Paris photos: Star Wars cafe

Thu Oct 08 2015, 10:48pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: if Artoo and Threepio were Marx Brothers

Tue Sep 15 2015, 09:33pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: I made a Star Wars sonnet, and so can you

Tue Sep 15 2015, 09:28pm | 5 comments

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