watch it: “Little Kitten Sees You”
The cute! It burns! But we like to get burned by the cute on Cat Video Friday…
Month: July 2009
question of the day: Do you do homework before you see a movie that’s part of a series?
A theater in Chicago is offering a free Harry Potter film festival, showing one film — for free! — in the series for one showing each, starting today and running through Tuesday, so that fans can refresh their memory or so that catchers-up can get up to speed before Half-Blood Prince opens with midnight shows … more…
watch it: 1970s Pringles “potato chips” ad
Dad is so freakin’ stupid not to know that reconstituted potato flake powder formed into a standardized and trademarked shape is a far superior snack choice for the modern family: Idiot.
come play with Galadriel’s breasts, boys!
What was I just saying about indulging male fantasies? I always check new postings to make sure everything looks okay, and when I looked at my post about the Jennifer’s Body trailer, what the hell do I see in the lefthand column but this ad: What the fuck? Are we — or boys, aka “lords,” … more…
trailer break: ‘Jennifer’s Body’ redband trailer
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… (If this disappears from YouTube, watch it here.) All the fanboys are in a tizzy over this one, because apparently Megan Fox is so hot that they’d still fuck her even if it meant she’d kill them before they were even finished. That’s messed up, guys. What … more…
question of the day: Would you pay extra to add the experience of a theme-park ride to an action movie?
The Toronto Globe and Mail reported early this week on a new technology designed to enhance the moviegoing experience: Canadians will be among the first to feel what it’s like to fly with Harry Potter. D-BOX Technologies Inc. has signed on with the latest instalment in the popular fantasy series, titled Harry Potter and the … more…
Victoria Jackson is giving ditzy blondes a bad name
I always thought Victoria Jackson was sorta cute on 1980s Saturday Night Live, in a ditzy-blonde kind of way that gave ditzy blondes a halfway decent image of sweetness and nontoxicity. These days, she is clearly out to correct that unfair impression. For at Big Hollywood — the frequently hilarious blog where, as site founder … more…
caption this! image from Shane Acker’s ‘9’
New fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun. So here’s an early peek at Shane Acker’s 9, a feature-length adaptation of his own short film (which you can watch here), produced by Tim Burton … more…
watch it: Reverend Billy takes on Wall Street
The pastor of the Church of Stop Shopping (as seen in What Would Jesus Buy?) goes downtown…
that LaToya Jackson bit IS permanently cut from ‘Bruno’
In case you were wondering. I wrote about this before, when Sacha Baron Cohen and Bruno director Larry Charles cut the scene in which Jackson is punk’d by Bruno for the film’s Los Angeles premiere, which — sheesh — was to take place on the night of the very day her brother Michael died. I … more…
