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die hard is a xmas movie | by maryann johanson

trailer break: ‘Jennifer’s Body’ redband trailer

Take a break from work: watch a trailer…

(If this disappears from YouTube, watch it here.)
All the fanboys are in a tizzy over this one, because apparently Megan Fox is so hot that they’d still fuck her even if it meant she’d kill them before they were even finished.

That’s messed up, guys. What the hell is wrong with you all?

Of course, there’s something wrong with us women, too, probably. This flick is from chick screenwriter Diablo Cody (Juno) and chick director Karyn Kusama (Girlfight), and what looks here in this trailer like it’s ostensibly a story about female revenge against male sexual rapaciousness also looks, in fact, like it will completely indulge that rapaciousness.

I’d like to think that’s a trick, and that the chicks are merely roping in the fanboys with the promise of naked Megan Fox biting their dicks off (which, apparently, is a good thing, according to these boys) and will then give them a smack upside their heads for being such idiots. But I don’t think that’s going to happen. Instead, it will totally be about granting the fanboys the fantasy they so deeply desire. Because indulging fanboy fantasies is what much of Hollywood is about these days.

I’ll apologize if I’m wrong about the movie.

Jennifer’s Body opens in the U.S. on September 18, and the U.K. on October 9.



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