caption this! image from ‘Gamer’

Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.

Gamer, from the guys who gave us the Crank movies, will open on Friday without benefit of press screenings. I’ll be there, however, and will report asap afterward. In the meantime, here’s a peek:


Lionsgate tells us:

GAMER is a high-concept action thriller set in a near future when gaming and entertainment have evolved into a terrifying new hybrid. Humans control other humans in mass-scale, multi-player online games: people play people…for keeps. Mind-control technology is widespread, and at the heart of the controversial games is its creator, reclusive billionaire Ken Castle. His latest brainchild, the first-person shooter game “Slayers,” allows millions to act out their most savage fantasies online in front of a global audience, using real prisoners as avatars with whom they fight to the death.

Kable is the superstar and cult hero of the ultraviolent “Slayers.” Kable is controlled by Simon, a young gamer with rock star status who continues to defy all odds by guiding Kable to victory each week. Taken from his family, imprisoned and forced to fight against his will, the modern day gladiator must survive long enough to escape the game to free his family, regain his identity and to save mankind from Castle’s ruthless technology.

The film stars Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Amber Valletta, John Leguizamo, Chris ‘Ludacris’ Bridges, and Kyra Sedgwick. *drool* Gerard Butler *drool*

Gamer will open in the U.S. and the U.K. on September 4.

Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info.

Caption away…

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the rook
the rook
Wed, Sep 02, 2009 8:10pm

since jokes about how bad los angeles traffic would be just so obvious…

“i really have to get the right side rearview mirror control fixed!”

Lanna Lee Maheux-Quinn
Wed, Sep 02, 2009 9:44pm

Where’s. My. Ketchup.

bronxbee
Wed, Sep 02, 2009 11:44pm

Excuse me, but I believe you have my FUCKING stapler!

Bill
Bill
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 3:03am

Up up down down left right left right b a select start! Ok, now let’s go get that fucking spread gun.

A.
A.
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 6:40am

My beard is thick,
my car is potent
my hair is short
my teeth are rotten
my gun is a dick
I’m Gerald Buttler!

Andy
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 6:57am

Hope I remembered to turn the safety off!

amanohyo
amanohyo
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 8:36am

Tell me my American accent is unconvincing one more time.

OR

Get in mah bellah if y’want to live.

Marshall
Marshall
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 10:11am

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!

Lisa
Lisa
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 10:43am

How you doin’?

Brian
Brian
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 11:28am

“Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets . . .”

Chris Beaubien
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 4:03pm

“Let’s see that waskly wabbit bounce back from THIS! A-hahahaha!”

Mathias
Mathias
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 4:20pm

This is what happens when you don’t use your turn signals.

Kate
Kate
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 6:20pm

“I’m going to introduce her to the hammer. And this is not the hammer… The hammer is my penis …”

bzero
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 10:04pm

@bill *chuckle*

Muzz
Muzz
Fri, Sep 04, 2009 12:02am

Lesser apes frequently mistake what they see in mirrors for the real thing.

Grinebiter
Grinebiter
Fri, Sep 04, 2009 5:36am

No, I’m not going to do a public service advertisement for the dangers of texting at the wheel.

Bill
Bill
Fri, Sep 04, 2009 6:35am

@bzero – glad somebody got that:)