trailer break: ‘Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer…

Hey, it’s Clash of the Titans meets Harry Potter! Awesome!

Or maybe not. “I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven’t decided if they’re positive or negative yet.” Who says that? What teenager says anything like that?

Also: the title of this film may be the biggest, most cumbersome movie title since The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies. Or maybe Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. Or Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.

On a positive note, I do believe I’ve been saying for years that Sean Bean is a god, and I’m delighted to be vindicated.

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief opens in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. on February 12.

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