because Cruise Mountain Burrito has already been done

People, for no discernible reason, are putting Photoshop to purposes for which It Was Not Intended to create dubious works of surrealistic pop-culture art featuring, in the same composition, 1) Tom Selleck, 2) a waterfall, and 3) a sandwich.

This is occurring at a Web site known as Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. Because “Penguin Knob Warbler” is a registered trademark of Confuse-a-Geek Worldwide, Ltd.

I just don’t know what the world is coming to these days. Won’t someone think of the children? How do we explain this to them? Is it caused by a virus? Or is it perhaps bacterial? What can we do to stop it?

I… just… erm… huh:

This has been your WTF Thought for the Day.