retro trailer: ‘The Greatest Story Ever Told’

Take a look back at an old trailer…

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! For your enjoyment, enjoy Charlton Heston as Caveman John the Baptist, Telly Savalas as Pontius Pilate, John Wayne as a Roman centurion, and Max von Sydow as Ralph Fiennes as Jesus.

It’s got the Good Housekeeping seal of approval!

(Seriously? Good Housekeeping used to run movie reviews? And people are wondering about the death of film criticism today?)

Do you think they intended for Judas Iscariot to be so hot? They had to know that was gonna happen when they cast Illya Kuryakin in the role, right? Then again, the villain is always the hottest guy…

The Greatest Story Ever Told is available on DVD in Region 1 from and from and in Region 2 from Amazon U.K.

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