Oh my god, they’re not even kidding with this, are they? I thought this was like Adam Sandler “parodying” The Fighter, except this is a real movie, isn’t it? For puny values of both real and movie, of course.
How does this even happen?
It’s funny, see, cuz Kevin James is fat and attacks vending machines to get at the chips and is a teacher who fights for schools and students and gets Salma Hayek to like him like him.
Also: Who’da thunk the Fonz would turn into such an old fart?
From the director of The Zookeeper, so you know you’ll want to kill yourself before it’s over.
I now regret every time I ever joked that a movie scared me, because this one actually does.
