Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“freaky what if questions”
“dwyne johanson” <-- I am *so* calling myself MaryAnn “The Rock” Johanson from now on “who puts head in paper bag” “i am interested in movies” <-- okay, then “don't play dirty hamlet” “buy brawndo” <-- it’s got electrolytes! “paper things of doctor who” “microwave cake in the 80s” <-- have it with some tea in the 20s “why women see inappropriately” “lena headey + romana” <-- yes! “how long does it take to care about a protagonist” “benjamin button too young boners” <-- er, what? “devil wears prada soup” “clara oswald cleavage” <-- what about it? I mean, yes, she’s a woman -- what else do you need to know “rotten tomatoes 100 percent possible” “chloe moretz cock” “guys paid to be naked” “jurassic park subliminal porn flash” “pepper potts scarlett johansson together lesbian” “peter pan erection” “sadporn” <-- sometimes I really hate people
How the hell does “guys paid to be naked” get someone HERE?! I mean there’s mountains of sites like gayforpay and mystraightbuddy or just any ole’ porn site out there….gay OR straight.
Color me confused.
And that Devil Wears Prada Soup sounds, um, well, not exactly delicious…would it get rid of this nasty summer cold I have?
Yes, of course that’s why the male gaze predominates — women see inappropriately. Blinkers all round!