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maryann johanson, ruining movies since 1997

fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Jul 13-19 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):

“adam sandler jew conspircy”

“there’s something about mary is the film based on a book?” <-- yes, it’s called *Ulysses* “daughter who is a lazy parasite” “smurfs clumsy gets hurt fanfic” <-- please don’t tell me people are writing Smurfs fanfic, please “what is my ability to identify sexy women” “poisonous meteorites could strike earth” <-- sure they could “hug some iron” “i can't find real nude photos of imogen poots” <-- how tragic for you “ear flicks by mistress” “are the minions hispanic?” <-- they’re sexless yellow blobs, they’re not even human “fritos go with lunch” “why plagiarism is dishonest?” <-- for real? “how to enjoy driving alone” “why don't ramona quimny's parents ever spank her” <-- she gets timeouts “knocking up single woman” “milfsecretaries” “yu-gi-oh sex” “child fantasy lollipop sex” “chile sex tour” <-- I hate people


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