Uhh, This Is Like the Coolest Column Ever
Butt-head: Heh heh, I said “do.” So, there’s, like, these two guys, and their TV gets stolen by, like, this total buttmunch.
Beavis: Yeah, that really sucked.
Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis, I’m telling the story.
Beavis: Yeah, heh, yeah.
Butt-head: So these two guys, they were called, uh, Beaver and Buffcoat, and they go, like, In Search Of–
Beavis: In search of your butt!
Butt-head: *smack*
Beavis: Ow!
Butt-head: So Beaver and Buffcoat are, like, babe magnets, and they roam the world searching for their beloved TV. Come to Butt-Head.
Beavis: Yeah, like, it was kinda like that movie with the two chicks, uh, Selma and–
Butt-head: Shut up, buttwipe, this is not a chick movie!
Beavis: Well, yeah, it is, cause they were chick magnets. You said.
Butt-head: *smack*
Beavis: Ow!
Butt-head: This is, like, an Oscar Mayer movie or something.
Beavis: Yeah, Oscar Mayer weiners.
Butt-head: Yeah, heh heh, this movie gets, like, two weiners up.
